Chapter 2: Why does everyone hate me?
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a human, or just because you're a human, but let's be real, you're probably just a human too, and we all hate you.
Here are a few possible explanations:
- You have a tendency to overcook your child's food, rendering it inedible.
- You insist on using Comic Sans, and it's just too much.
- You have a strange obsession with 80s pop music, and it's really, really loud.